The Care and Feeding of Mammalian Bipeds, v. 2.1

The Care and Feeding of Mammalian Bipeds, v. 2.1

The Care and Feeding of Mammalian Bipeds, v. 2.1 by M. Darusha Wehm in Escape Pod, November 15, 2012

The first day I meet my human herd they are so well-behaved that I wonder if they really need me at all. I arrive at their dwelling, and am greeted by the largest one of their group. I access the manual with which I have been programmed and skip to Section 3: Verbal and Physical Clues for Sexing Humans.

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